You. You will never even begin to know just how hard I laughed at this. Particularly at the "Leon burst through the door to Merlin's house with a typically Leon grim expression, gunblade in hand" and "Looking for new customers! The last was a real sucker -- uh, devoted customer, kupo -- but now he's gone" parts. The mental images this gave me. Oh, it was priceless. Thank you for sharing. xDDD