No seriously. I'm writing my honours thesis on Aqua (and Terra and Ven for comparison). As a case study for a linguistic analysis approach to video game gender analysis, which surprisingly enough doesn't exist yet as far as I've been able to find. (Not that the field in itself is particularly, uh. In-depth. I've yet to see a study that analyses games on more than the first half-hour of play. Yeah, I know. I know.)